Making this was so painful because i could only imagine what these characters would be like in smash
we all have that one friend who is probably secretly a magical girl.
this year i was
next year i hope to be
- hella trash
- possibly a trash king ?
queer authors: make all your characters queer. every single one of them. leave no room for alternate cishet interpretations. make straight people uncomfortable. let them cry about how unrealistic it is that no one is cishet. bottle their tears and pour them over your morning pancakes. savor the taste of their discomfort.
*sees a dog*
*PETS a dog*
DAD EGBERT HAS A CANON NAME.
A LETTER ADDRESSED TO MAPLE VALLEY WASHINGTON WITH ATTN: SERIOUS BUSINESS.
DAD HAS A CANON NAME.
DR. DAVID BRINNER.
GUYS IM PUSHING THIS FUCKING SHIT. THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW.
THIS MEANS JOHN IS ADOPTED THOUGH.
did you guys forget dad egbert literally picking up and taking in john after his meteor squashed nanna
the homestuck fandom forgetting the absolute basics of the comic as we continue the ninth month of the gigapause
don’t u hate it when u wake up and ur awake